My life in a nutshell.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a band so indie they don’t even record together. you have to buy 5 separate albums and listen to them at the same time

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r-e-f-u-s-i-n-g-to-sink:

rnaddison:

armintyfresh:

The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.

the canadians have fallen

the canadians have fallen

r-e-f-u-s-i-n-g-to-sink:

rnaddison:

armintyfresh:

The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.

the canadians have fallen

the canadians have fallen

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teaat12:

I kind want this on a tee shirt.

teaat12:

I kind want this on a tee shirt.

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crumbled-paper-hearts:

Naaah, he ran into the squirrel
he ran into the squirrel 10 times

crumbled-paper-hearts:

Naaah, he ran into the squirrel

he ran into the squirrel 10 times

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jeminy3:

this is a real thing that happened in season 4 of masterchef

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lufioh:

when you stay up all night and realize its morning

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darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

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porcufine:

college is full of mature young adults trying to further their education

porcufine:

college is full of mature young adults trying to further their education

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sydmarchmallow:

dethcabforbooty:

I was trying to listen music in class but i forgot to plug in my headphones and the volume was really high and i accidentally clicked on my night vale podcast and really loud it said RABBITS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM

once in class someone texted me and my ring tone was “FRENCH REVOLUTION” from les mis and my teacher thought i was trying to incite rebellion against his philosophy class

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tealtiger:

davvvd:

one does not simply ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ into Mordor

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tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

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